I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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