That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
We just shotgunned beers for America
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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