Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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