my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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