The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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