how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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