So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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