that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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