i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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