How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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