So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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