Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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