yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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