i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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