Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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