Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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