I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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