hell yes lets make some ravioli
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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