just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
organizing the empties. That sober.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize