I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Randomize
