this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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