Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
