as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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