you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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