I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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