wake up i wanna do it froggy style
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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