I wanna bring you to show and tell
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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