***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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