Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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