I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
ugly people sure do ruin things
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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