Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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