You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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