Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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