it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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