so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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