After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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