Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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