I love black thongs
You work out of a Hotel?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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