Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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