dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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