Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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