i was rollin on her like bob the builder
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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