i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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