mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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