i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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