He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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