so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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