i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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