Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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