Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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