On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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