Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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